6 reasons to stock up on granny panties

Granny panties are arguably the most unattractive kind of underwear to have. The only reason most women wear it, is because they are great for periods. However, we’ve come up with a couple of surprising reasons for you to invest in granny panties today.

  1. They are easier to pull out of your ass crack -fancy way of saying it’s easier to frapas-. You are more likely to get away with pulling out your granny panties from the middle of your butt, than thongs in public.
  2. They are oh so comfortable. Most granny panties, come in nice soft cotton material, which makes sure your butt isn’t chaffing on your jeans the whole day, unlike thongs.
  3. They actually make your ass look nicer, when you are wearing clothes. While those pretty lacy G-strings separate your ass cheeks, granny panties bring them together as they should be.
  4. They come in way sexier cuts and patterns than they used to when your granny wore them.
  5. They are way cheaper than lingerie. You could probably use the same amount you spent on the bottoms of your last lingerie pair to buy a six-pack of granny panties.
  6. You don’t even have to buy them. There will always be that aunt, godmother, or grandmother who buys a pack of them for you, no matter how old you are.


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